Why do I find so much humor in taunting my toddler?
B1 (innocent child): "I am not"
M (mommy): "Hi Not"
B1: "No, I am not"
M: "I know you are Not"
B1: "I am not Not"
M: "I am so happy to have a son, Not (insert last name)"
B1: "I am NOT"
This went on for probably five minutes with me giggling the entire time and my poor child becoming increasingly frustrated. I find a child's innocence and inability to communicate effectively hilarious! I blame my gene pool.
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Gene Pool? Must be on your Momma's side you sick little freak. Nobody on your Dad's side would speak to his precious little child like that you perverted ginger you!
ReplyDeleteWho talks to their child like that?